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Friday Lite

September 14, 2007 - 8:02 am 2 Comments

I’m overweight . . . at least that’s what they tell me. So I’ve been doing a little investigation. First, I bought a scale. Every Friday since (about 3) I’ve been checking my weight and I’ve already lost several pounds. What’s my secret? Learning proper weighing technique. Here it is in several simple steps:

1. Remove all your clothes (enough said).

2. Shave (stubble is heavy).

3. Brush your teeth (plaque is heavy too).
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